" house rules "

 [ "House Rules" ]

1: These are usually the rules followed in ones house that a particular game is being played in. These rules will always change from house to house and are sure to always cause a 10 minute argument/debate over them. These rules are known to be made up during the actual game.

  * e.g.,  ... For example: if you are playing pool in one person's house, his "house rules" might be that whoever makes the 8 On The Break wins automatically whereas the house rules of another person's house might be whoever makes the 8 On The Break loses automatically. 

 [ "cider house rules" ]

1: Novel, movie, play by John Irving.

  * e.g.,  ... I am so fucked over by those asshats at Wikipedia. It is so totally Lord of the Flies and Cider House Rules there. 

 [ "cider house rules" ]

2: Migrant apple pickers live in the cider house and can not read the posted rules for behavior cause they are illiterate and also do not speak English.

 [ "cider house rules" ]

3: Refers to rules which you could have no way of knowing.

 [ "House Rule" ]

1: whos ever house it is has to do everything first

  * e.g.,  ... brittany is to difficult to get up and go to her sisters room which is against the house rule. 

 [ "The House Rule of Dick Sizes" ]

1: When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.

  * e.g.,  ... Woman: How big is it? 

 [ "The House Rule of Dick Sizes" ]

2: 10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"

  * e.g.,  ... Man: It's 7 inches 

 [ "The House Rule of Dick Sizes" ]

3: 7-9"=5-6"

  * e.g.,  ... Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do 

 [ "The House Rule of Dick Sizes" ]

4: 5-6"= also equals 3-4"

  * e.g.,  ... -------------------------------------- 

 [ "The House Rule of Dick Sizes" ]

5: "Big"=Inverted

  * e.g.,  ... Woman: How big is it? 

 [ "The House Rule of Dick Sizes" ]

6: If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart

  * e.g.,  ... Man: I'm a solid seven 

 [ "novo rules trump house rules" ]

1: say it when u want to get what you want and you have a novo because novo rules automatically trump house rules

  * e.g.,  ... “you have to fuck her mom bc novo rules trump house rules” 

 [ "novo rules trump house rules" ]

2: -darby and tara . (we made this shit)

 [ "My House, My Rules!" ]

1: One of primordial statements given by God to mankind. Theologists suggest that its first use was done by God when he referred to the Universe and said "My House, My Rules!" - and since then, God's rules dictate the Universe. Nowadays, this statement is used by every party host, every father and generally, every house owner to display dominance and maintain order over others who are in his/her dominion.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill: "Nobody put glasses on the table without coasters!" 

 [ "House Rules" ]

1: The set of unwritten rules players of a game agree to abide by when playing a game, sometimes explicitly authorized to do so by the written rules.

  * e.g.,  ... "How has this country gotten so shitty?" "Niggas on the world stage have been playing by house rules for way too fuckin long. That's how." 

 [ "my house my rules" ]

1: Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

  * e.g.,  ... Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"